if you ever get Sad just throw whatever youre holding onto th ground and yell ‘FOOTBALL’ as loud as you can
what if its a baby
dont question the man he gave you clear fucking instructions
(Source: jellyworld)
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
a pop up book
pop up
sweet dreams are made of cheese
who am I to diss a brie
I cheddar the world and the feta cheese
Everybody looking for nacho
Dear Kate Walsh
I hope you see this cat in a tuxedo that I reblogged for you.
(Source: xoxomolly-sixx)






